瘪四与大头蛋

金发瘪四与黑发大头蛋是一对正值青春期的死党，他们认为凡是只能归纳为两类，不是酷就是逊！这对荷尔蒙分泌过盛的宝贝并不笨，只是聪明没用对地方，他们满脑子想的都是怎样上马子，急欲摆脱处男之身的他们可以把任何事物都形容得“性“致勃勃，令人绝倒！本片缘起于瘪赐与大头蛋的电视遭窃，他们急著上天下海四处找寻，终于来到一煎破旅馆，遇到个叫曼迪的老粗。曼迪说他愿付一万元雇他们去洛杉矶“做“了他老婆，色欲薰心的瘪四与大头蛋一听，不禁喜出望外，殊不知此“做“非彼“做“！于是，他们欢天喜地的搭上往洛杉矶的飞机，展开他们的处男航（第一次搭飞机）。但到了洛杉矶，事情并不如他们所想像的，为了追上曼迪的前妻，瘪四与大头蛋始终周旋在两名联邦调查员和一群老人之间。Our intrepid adolescent heroes wake up to find their beloved television stolen, and embark on an epic journey across America to recover it, and, who knows, maybe even score. On the way they encounter a murderous smuggler of a deadly virus and his treacherous wife, an FBI agent with a predilection for cavity searches, a couple of rather familiar looking ex-Motley Crue roadies, Mr. Van Dreesen singing "Lesbian Seagull", a little old lady and of course Mr. Anderson and his trailer. Can the Great Cornholio save the day? Uh-huh. Huh-huh.