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由于联合军的阴谋，先帝戈萨十五世陛下驾崩，年少继位的阿萨琳十六世在大臣的极力推动下，发动了对联合宇宙军的全面战争。与此同时，联合宇宙军也在全力备战，招募士兵。在诱人的美女征兵广告前，杰斯迪·植木·泰勒动心了，于是他来到征兵处，面对入伍动机询问，他给出了以下经典回答：军队这种地方，吃饭不要钱，制服和生活日常用品全部都……不要钱！又不用担心房租，要取得各种执照也轻易，再加上搭乘宇宙战舰的话，到达敌方以前整天可以在冷气密封仓里睡觉，同时可以坐着做工作，没有比这更轻松的行业啦！不是吗？同时呀阁下！退役后又有退休年金可以过悠闲的生活，这实在令人向往呀！如此回答，基本上没人会让这种人加入军队的，然后，泰勒的演讲开始了！In the far future, a young man called Justy Tylor is looking for the easy life. To that end, he signs up for the space navy. While his entrance exam ends with him making his computer tester literally malfunction and explode, Earth finds itself in a space-war with an alien enemy called the Raalgon empire and the navy gets a lot less picky as a result. Tylor is assigned to the Benefits and Pension department where he quickly and inadvertently plays a role in resolving a terrorist hostage situation with a retired admiral. As a reward, Tylor is given command of a destroyer. Now he must participate in that war for the safety of Earth in which he proves to be unbeatable. Whether it is by sheer dumb luck or strategic genius, nobody really knows, maybe not even Tylor himself.